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I changed my i Pod name to Titanic.
It's syncing now.
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When chemists die, they barium.
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop any time.
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How does Moses make his tea ?
Hebrews it.
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I'd never met herbivore .
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
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I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.
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They told me I had Type-A blood,
but it was a Type- O.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations.
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Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.
I hope there's no pop quiz.
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Energizer bunny arrested.
Charged with battery.
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I didn't like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me.
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How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!
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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job
because she couldn't control her pupils?
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me!
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
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What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
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England
has no kidney bank,
but it does have a
Liverpool.
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I used to be a banker,
but then I lost interest.
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I dropped out of communism class
because of lousy Marx.
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All the toilets in
New York’s police stations have been stolen.
Police have nothing to go on.
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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
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Velcro - what a rip off!
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Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
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Venison for dinner?
Oh deer!
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Earthquake in
Washington;
obviously government's fault.
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I used to think I was indecisive,
but now I'm not so sure.
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Be kind to your dentist.
He has fillings, too.
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