"Trumpy Doodle" - Marsh Family version of "Yankee Doodle" for the USA's 250th anniversary antics
LYRICS
Trumpy Doodle went around
A-spoutin’ out baloney,
Stuck a logo on his cap
And called it patrimony
Trumpy Doodle makes things up!
Trumpy Doodle’s skanky!
Mind the music, watch your step
As with the press he’s cranky!
Two hundred and fifty years
There stood a great republic
Checks and balance disappeared
And now it’s ruled by butt lick
Mad King George was booted out
By Founders patriotic
Wonder what they’d all have thought
Of this absurd psychotic
Trumpy Doodle makes things up!
Trumpy Doodle’s skanky!
Mind the music, watch your step
As with the press he’s cranky!
Donald planned a great parade
He seemed all brash and bubbly
No one came to sing him songs
And so he threw a wobbly
Great erections going up
Contractors all beholden
Careful of the royal touch
King Midas’s went golden
Trumpy Doodle’s projects suck!
Trumpy Doodle tacky!
Narcissistic overstep
He’s clearly going batty!
Brother Rogan’s turning up
To see the dazzling fight cage
Better watch the gimmicks there
Than mayhem on the world stage
Honest Abe fought slavery
And FDR depression
Washington brought liberty
But Trump just indiscretion!
Trumpy Doodle kept it up!
Trumpy Doodle’s randy!
Mind you always cover up
Cos with the girls he’s handsy!
Donald loved that Bill of Rights
So proud and independent
Till the day he learned about
The 25th Amendment!
Doctors test him every week
In shaky circumstances
Next time that a shot rings out
Just check where J.D. Vance is!
Trumpy Doodle’s breaking up,
Trumpy Doodle’s manky,
Pale, scorbutic, heavy stepped
And brain is kind of blanky
So from sea to shining sea
Sing out the ancient earworms
No Kings may there ever be
And hang on till the midterms!
No Kings may there ever be
And hang on till the midterms!
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