BUCKNACKT'S SORDID TAWDRY BLOG
We should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive & well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate, bier or wein in hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WHOO-HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!!!!!"
We hope the good people of San Francisco won’t mind us adapting this iconic track (about their city in the sixties, in the midst of protests and the counterculture movement) to treat the tragedies in recent days and weeks in Minneapolis. The original song was written by John Phillips (of "The Mamas & the Papas") and first released (sung by Scott McKenzie) in 1967, reaching number one in the UK, Germany, Ireland, and New Zealand charts, though only fourth in the US. We chose it because of its link to protest, its soaring refrains, its simplicity, its earnestness, and its celebration of love and solidarity. In our arrangement we haven’t double tracked the vocals but have added harmonies and mandolin/violin lines.
We hope it serves its aim, which is to express solidarity with the courageous and valiant protesters in Minnesota (and beyond), and to memorialise Renée Good and Alex Pretti, and sing their names across the ocean: two innocent American citizens executed on the streets in appalling scenes that so obviously echo waypoints in the historical march of fascism. Taking on the guns, masks, fear, and falsehoods requires more than flowers and songs. But they are powerful nonetheless, especially if they remind folk of previous generations that navigated trauma, and that you are not alone, and others are being inspired your courage and actions in the face of the winter of our times.
LYRICS
If you’re going to Minnesota
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
Grief is flowing in Minnesota
You’re gonna see tormented people there
For ICE brought guns to Minnesota
Claimed two lives: a man and woman there
In the streets of Minnesota
Gentle people just murdered without care
All across the nation
Should be condemnation
Ocean to ocean
There is no “explanation”.
This is Nazification.
Citizens broken.
Out in the open.
For those whose guns tore Minnesota
Are sure to bear their power everywhere
If you don’t stand with Minnesota
Comes a time, will be beyond repair
[Modulation]
So all the world’s in Minnesota
Their debt we share, on shoulders wide to bear
Love and honour Minnesota
Where Renée Good and Alex Pretti cared
If you’re going to Minnesota
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
The “Battle Hymn of the Republic” is an iconic American song, drawing on lots of roots and precursors, but pulled into its most famous shape by abolitionist Julia Ward Howe. During the American Civil War it became a signature marching song for the Union Army, linked to patriotism and faith, and has since become part of the canon of American national music. We do not attempt or treat it lightly, but our version reflects on how the first week of 2026 has already seen Trump's troops advancing his domestic and foreign policy agendas. Every marching step is another step away from the principles and traditions embedded in the song: we have seen the transgression of international law in Venezuela, the murder of unarmed Americans in Minneapolis (and its defence by the administration), the US's withdrawal from multiple international organisations, and explicit threats issued to other sovereign powers and polities, including Greenland.
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LYRICS:
Our eyes have seen the stories of the breaking of the laws
Of the trampling and the wreckage, of the use of deadly force
Those who loosed the hate and violence now expect to reap rewards
Trump’s troops go marching on
We have seen it in the barbed-wire of his dark detention camps
His unbuilding of the White House and his grifting and his scams
In his sick self-righteous sentences and postures with his hands
Trump’s hatred marches on
How he longs to have an empire
How he longs to have an empire
How he hankers for an empire!
Trump’s troops are marching on.
ICE shot dead an unarmed mother sitting harmless at the wheel
They might spin it to condemn her, but the footage shows what’s real
Yet they fear no retribution for the murder they conceal
Since Trump is marching on
He has Delta Force to mobilise with choppers and a fleet
He’ll be stripping nations’ assets, with aggression and deceit
Oh, beware if you’ve got min-er-als or dare to drag your feet!
For Trump is marching on
How he longs to have an empire
How he longs to have an empire
How he hankers for an empire!
Trump’s troops are marching on.
In the reckless opportunities Trump seeks across the seas
He gives license to the tyrants – to the Putins, and the Xis
They all lie about their motives, and the prize is never peace
While Trump is marching on
He is drumming out the glory of a land once free and brave
He is chiselling the marble but the statue looks depraved
Now the world must watch this ghoul, as he launches tidal waves
Let’s hope one day they’re gone
Glory, glory, Hallelujah!
Glory, glory, Hallelujah!
Glory, glory, Hallelujah!
Let’s hope one day they’re gone
With only a matter of weeks until the pivotal US Presidential Election in November, and the Democratic National Convention having begun today, we decided to revisit the magnificent Eddy Grant's controversial and catchy anthem about international politics in the time of Apartheid in South Africa - "Gimme Hope Jo'Anna". The original song was written and recorded in 1988 by the British-Guyanese artist as an anti-apartheid British musical intervention (it didn't chart in the US) and it was banned by the SA government for daring to critique and offer hope for change in Johannesburg (Jo'Anna) and beyond.
So we've flipped the concept back to a person - because that's how the US contest is always configured - and set up Kamala Harris as the centre of the chorus as she now occupies the centrepiece of hope for those wishing to avoid another Donald Trump administration. There are a few lateral references to Trumpisms (such as his claim that he shared a helicopter ride, or that Americans would never have to vote again if they elected him). But it just felt a good fit to be able to sing something upbeat and positive - and for our two girls to see the most powerful person in the world might be about to be a woman for the first time, in contrast to Trump's track record on gender and rights.
For more info:
- on Eddy Grant (including insights into his politics, music, Gimme Hope Jo'Anna and views on Trump): https://www.classicpopmag.com/2023/12...
- on Trump: (fake helicopter ride) - https://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo... (stating "You won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians") - https://www.indy100.com/politics/trum...
- on Kamala Harris profile: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/topics/c34...
This parody arrangement, lyrics, and video all created, played, and sung by The Marsh Family at home (Faversham, UK)._________________________
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WELL OLD DONALD USED TO RUN THE COUNTRY
HE SOWED DIVISION - TRIED TO BUILD A WALL
HE MADE A FEW OF HIS PEOPLE WEALTHY, OH
HE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE REST AT ALL
HE’S GOT CONVICTIONS - HE DID THE NASTY
AND UNDERMINED THE CONSTITUTION
HE’S AN OPPRESSOR OF CIVIL LIBERTIES
MEGALOMANIAC REPUBLICAN
GIMME HOPE KAMALA
HOPE KAMALA
GIMME HOPE KAMALA
FOR THE ELECTION
GIMME HOPE KAMALA
HOPE KAMALA
HOPE FOR BEATING DONALD TRUMP
YOU SEE SHE’S SAFER THAN HIM WITH MONEY
SHE’LL TRY TO REGULATE THE SALE OF GUNS
SHE’S BRINGING MEASURES THAT OFFER HOPE NOT FEAR
ACCESS TO HEALTHCARE AND ABORTION
WE KNOW THERE’S GRIEF WITH THE NEIGHBOURS’ BORDERS
WITH CLIMATE CHANGE AND IMMIGRATION
DON’T WANT A PRESIDENT OF THE USA
WHO’S DANGEROUS TO EVERYONE
[Chorus]
SHE’S GOT A FATHER WHO’S FROM JAMAICA
SHE HAD A MOTHER WHO WAS INDIAN
SHE WASNT BORN INTO FANCY MONEY
OH BUT HAD A GOOD EDUCATION
WELL YOU COULD VOTE FOR A WEIRD FELON
WHO THREATENS BLOODBATHS AND CIVIL WAR
BUT IT’S A BAD MOVE TO TRUST IN THE WRINKLED HUSK
OF A SATSUMA THAT WENT OFF BEFORE
[Chorus]
HE MAKES UP LIES LIKE AN ANGRY TODDLER
SEEKING ATTENTION FROM THE MEDIA ROUND
OH – HE MAY DENY THE FACTS, BUT LIKE BETAMAX
HE’S JUST AN 80S TAPE THAT’S WEARING DOWN
HE THINKS THE LAW IS BENEATH HIS STATION
SEXUAL ASSAULT DOESN’T UNDERSTAND
WE’VE SEEN HIS WIFE SPEND HER LIFE LOOKING QUITE UPTIGHT
IN CASE HE DARES TO TRY TO HOLD HER HAND!
[Chorus]
HE TRIES TO PREACH BUT HE AIN’T NO JESUS
HE’S GOT THE MOVES OF A BATTERY HEN
BETTER TO KEEP HIM ON A COURSE WHERE HIS HANDICAP
IS NOT FOMENTING INSURRECTION
YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE WHO HE CALLS ‘CAMILLA’
SHE’S CALIFORNIAN AND NOT A MAN
BUT SHE WON’T SET THE COUNTRY BURNING
OR TAKE IT BACK TO 1861
[Choruses]
Dancing Queen, the magnificent pop anthem by ABBA, was written by the usual team of Benny Andersson, Bjorn Ulvaeus and Stig Anderson, and released in the (then) very hot summer of 1976. The original song is built around the ‘wall of sound’ concept with ridiculous numbers of layers, flourishes, instrumentation, and packed with harmonies and grooves. But we decided to try it with just two guitars, drums, and three voices on the hottest day of the year so far. Hopefully it turned out recognisable and a little bit distinctive – the girls doing a great job with harmonies and some moves! It is a profoundly European dance track that brings people together, a consistent winner, true to the vibe, and (ridiculously) it turned out to be ABBA’s only number one hit in the USA.
We chose for the parody subject matter the official approval at the convention this week of JD Vance as Donald Trump’s running mate for the presidential ticket for the Republican Party. It’s probably fair to say that Vance is very little known on this side of the pond – hence the need for some additional info and graphics on this video – but he made an ill-advised splash in our world by mouthing off about the UK, pretending a concern about nuclear proliferation (when for a long time he’s been helping facilitate Putin’s aggression) and half-jokingly describing the UK as an “Islamist country”. This prompted politicians from across the spectrum to condemn his comments – on which you can find details here: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk....
So since he dished it out, and since - for obvious (but different) reasons - now is not an appropriate moment for a song about either Trump or Biden, here’s our less-than-impressed profile of yet another populist politician with highly flexible morality, worrying contempt for democratic process and discourse, but big funding and a big mouth who’s happy to tap into ordinary people’s fears while claiming to be an example of their dreams.
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Ooh, J.D. Vance: you’ve arrived!
Nothing you won’t sacrifice
Ooh, Hillbilly Elegy
King of hypocrisy
Anti-Trump a few years ago
Called him out as a ‘Hitler’ show
Now you’re playing his sidekick, kissing Donald’s ring
Looks like you’d do anything
Lots of money behind that guy
Pretty young and the beard is … fly
Seize the state and abuse it – January 6th was fine
It’s just a move for Vance
And if he gets the chance
He’ll be the Vance VP
One heartbeat from autocracy
Cash machine
Feeding votes to the tangerine
Oh, yeah
He’ll advance climate change
Let Putin conquer Ukraine
Ooh, screw the world, G.O.P.
Chasing a fantasy
He’s a real chameleon
Social media posts have … gone
Atheist to a Catholic, names he’s had a few
Doesn’t like immigrants
Unless they help finance
Him being the Vance VP
One Big Mac from the nuclear key!
Bad mouthing
All the Muslims in OUR country
Oh, yeah
He might turn out to be
A New Right replacement theory
Ooh, watch out world:
Note Putin’s glee at the Vance VP
Rubbing his hands, you see!