IT is amazing that NOT MY pres drumpf / trump demonstrates his ignorance and no class being as often as he does and it is disgusting the vast majority of the fascist fotze trunts of the gop / greed over people-republican party politicians and the maga cult members won't condemn him when he says and does things like this. From the New York Times
’Tis the Season
President Trump posted a lengthy Truth Social post last Thursday where he referred to Gov. Tim Walz in a derogatory fashion for welcoming immigrants to Minnesota from Somalia.
“On Thanksgiving? Are you confusing that with Festivus?” Jon Stewart said on Monday, referring to the made-up holiday from the television show “Seinfeld,” in which one day is designated as the “Airing of Grievances.”
“When Ken Burns does the documentary on this era: [imitating narrator] ‘And then the president called Tim Walz retarded.’” — JON STEWART
Trump spent the weekend celebrating Thanksgiving the traditional way: abusing reporters, calling Tim Walz the R-word, and bragging about his "perfect" MRI score. Plus, while the president spins a National Guard shooting for his anti-immigrant agenda, Jon Stewart slams the double standard of criminal justice for immigrants and J6 insurrectionists. #DailyShow #JonStewart #Trump #Immigration
“Another bold statement from the president of the eighth grade.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“See? He can be presidential when he wants to be.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
Trump Lashes Out in Unhinged
Trump spent the Thanksgiving holiday at Mar-A-Lago where he issued a warm Thanksgiving message and lashed out at Tim Walz, Trump still doesn’t seem to know why his MRI was given, he claims to have the highest poll numbers ever even though his approval rating is the lowest since we ran him out of office the first time, he pardoned the former President of Honduras who was responsible for sending 500 tons of cocaine to the United States, Pete Hegseth may have committed war crimes, Melania unveiled the White House Christmas decorations, and our nations newscasters can’t believe it is December!
“I wonder why he didn’t get that Nobel Peace Prize? It makes no sense.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Something wrong with him? With him? You were sitting with your family at Thanksgiving, belly full of turkey and pie, surrounded by the love of your extended crime family, but your initial instinct was to Truth a slur at Tim Walz? And there’s something wrong with him?” — JON STEWART
The Punchiest Punchlines (Release the M.R.I. Edition)
“That’s not physically possible to have no idea. It’s not possible. What did you say to the doctor? ‘No, no, don’t tell me. I want to find out at my M.R.I. reveal party.’” — JON STEWART, on President Trump claiming not to know what part of his body was examined during his recent M.R.I.
“For God’s sake, man, were you not curious at all, when they laid you down in a tube for a half an hour to 45 minutes, you didn’t want to know what they might be doing, or did you just think to yourself, ‘what a loud tanning bed?’” — JON STEWART
“So you didn’t even know what they scanned, but you got a perfect score. ’Cause, by the way, that’s how they score the M.R.I.s: You either get a big stamp ‘perfect’ or you get, in red ink, ‘See me.’ ” — JON STEWART
“Or is, perhaps, the cognitive test knowing what part of your body was scanned? Maybe that was the test.” — JON STEWART
MAGA supporters were offered some shady Black Friday deals, the mystery around President Trump's recent MRI continues as concern about his physical and mental fitness intensifies, and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth allegedly committed war crimes while blowing up boats in the Caribbean.
#Colbert #Comedy #Monologue #MAGA #BlackFriday #CyberMonday #WarCrimes #PresidentTrump #MRI #PeteHegseth #Venezuela #TheLateShow #StephenColbert “Here’s a theory: Maybe the part that’s broken is the part that’s supposed to know." — STEPHEN COLBERT
“[imitating Trump] It wasn’t the brain, OK? I did so well on the cognitive, they put me in the extra-credit tube.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Wow, that Melania is a lucky lady, indeed. She really is. As far as this brain stuff, I don’t know what people are worried about.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
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