An elderly man is stopped by the police around 3 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body.
The officer then asks, Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of
night?
The man replies, My wife.
BUCKNACKT'S SORDID TAWDRY BLOG We should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive & well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate, bier or wein in hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WHOO-HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!!!!!"
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