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16 November 2010

"Don't Touch Me There": Mood Music for Your Next TSA Pat-Down & TSA Chief Defends Airport Screening Procedures15NOV10 & 17NOV10

THE people who are having fits about the full body scanners or the full body pat downs are the same jerks who will be screaming after the next terrorist attack about how we should have done something. TO ALL THE MORONS WHO PLAN ON PARTICIPATING IN THE ACTION TO SLOW DOWN SECURITY CHECKS AT AIRPORTS NEXT WEDNESDAY MAY I SUGGEST YOU DO GO THROUGH THE FULL BODY SCANNER AND ASK FOR A PRINT OF YOUR SCAN SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE WITH YOUR HEAD UP YOU ASS!  AND TO ALL YOU WHO THINK YOU HAVE BEEN TOUCHED SOMEWHERE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN....MOST LIKELY YOU ARE MAD BECAUSE YOU REALLY WEREN'T TOUCHED THERE OR THAT IT HAPPENED SO FAST......This from HuffPost.....followed by a piece from NPR

The Transportation Security Administration is apparently taking a very hands-on approach to airport security these days with their new and supposedly improved pat-downs. And while I enjoy a good groping under the right circumstances, I tend to prefer said touching occur once I arrive at my final destination. I also prefer that any pat-down be performed in the context of my committed, monogamous relationship with my beautiful wife rather than by a same gender officer in a public space with poor lighting and firearms nearby. Call me a romantic, but I also like a little nice music and possible candlelight -- though I recognize that lit candles at the airport might prove problematic on some level. Here then is some loosely fitting mood music for your next airport close encounter.
"DON'T TOUCH ME THERE" - The Tubes
"CAN YOU FLY" - Freedy Johnston
"EXPECTING TO FLY"- Buffalo Springfield
"SECURITY" - Etta James
"AIRPORT LOVE THEME" - Stanley Turrentine
"SOMETIMES WHEN WE TOUCH" - Dan Hill
"FALLING OR FLYING" - Grace Potter & The Nocturnals
"AIRPORT" - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
"FLYING" - The Beatles
"IF LOVE WAS A PLANE" - Brad Paisley
"TOUCH AND GO" - The Cars
"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY" - R. Kelly
"LAY YOUR HANDS ON ME" - Peter Gabriel
"STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT" - Nat King Cole Trio
"TAKE ME TO THE PILOT" - Elton John
"HOW IT FEELS TO FLY" - Alicia Keys
"LEARN TO FLY" - Foo Fighters
"DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH ME (OH YEAH)" - Gary Glitter
"SECURITY" - Southside Johnny & The Asbury Jukes
"GIVEN TO FLY" - Pearl Jam
"WATCHING AIRPLANES" - Gary Allan
"THE WAY YOU TOUCH ME" - Enrique Iglesias
"AIRPORT SONG" - Guster
"HUMAN TOUCH" - Bruce Springsteen
"SECURITY JOAN" - Donald Fagen
"EVERYTHING THAT TOUCHES YOU" - The Association
"THE AIRPORT GIVETH (THE AIRPORT TAKETH AWAY)" - Rick Derringer
Remove your keys and shoes, and tell me what terminally catchy songs you'd add

 

TSA Chief Defends Airport Screening Procedures

A passenger at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport is subjected to a full-body scan.
Paul J. Richards/Getty Images A passenger at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport is subjected to a full-body scan. Passengers who don't want the scan are given invasive pat-downs. The measures have drawn criticism from civil liberties groups and airline pilots, but the head of the Transportation Safety Administration defended the measures before a Senate panel on Tuesday.
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November 17, 2010
The head of the Transportation Security Administration is defending controversial screening procedures at the nation's airports that have everyone from civil liberties groups to airline pilots upset.
TSA Administrator John Pistole told a Senate panel Tuesday that the measures are a balance between privacy and security.
Pistole's appearance before the Senate Homeland Security and Government Affairs Committee came after several days of criticism of the TSA's newly enacted screening policies. Those policies give travelers a choice of going through full-body scanners at the some 60 airports where they are installed or submit to an invasive pat-down by a TSA officer.
Civil liberties groups have likened the full-body scanners to a virtual strip search. The scanners have been going into service since the failed attempt last Christmas to bomb a Northwest jet bound for Detroit by a man with explosives hidden in his underwear.
Pistole told lawmakers most travelers want to know that the passengers on their flight are safe.
"If you have two planes getting ready to depart and one, you say, everybody has been thoroughly screened on this plane, and you can either go on that plane or another plane where we have not done a thorough screening because people did not feel comfortable with that, I think most if not all of the traveling public will say, 'I want to go on that plane that has been thoroughly screened.' "
For the most part, Pistole got a friendly reception from the Senate panel.
"I understand the privacy sensitivities," said Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT). "Of course it's awkward, it's unusual.
"On the other hand, the overwhelming majority of us, we get on those planes and we want to have the confidence that nobody on the plane has evaded security in a way that will allow them to blow up the plane and kill everybody else on it. So this is unfortunately the world in which we live."
Sen. John Ensign (R-NV) said he was concerned by reports that some travelers could get out of the screening by citing religious objections.
"Let's just say I don't want either of them because of religious reasons," he said. "What happens to me?"
Pistole responded: "While I respect and we respect that person's beliefs, that person's not going to get on an airplane."
The hearing was originally called to discuss last month's discovery of two printer-toner cartridges that had been filled with explosives and were shipped from Yemen on cargo jets.
Republican Sen. Susan Collins of Maine noted that air-cargo manifests are handled much differently from cargo aboard ships, which have to file their manifests with the Department of Homeland Security 24 hours before the vessel is loaded at a foreign port.
Collins notes that air-cargo manifests need to be submitted only four hours before the cargo arrives in the U.S.
Pistole responded that the department is working on the issue, but has run into obstacles from shippers.
"A number of the smaller carriers around the world are not fully electronic in terms of their communications," he said. "So how do we actually implement that? So clearly the intent is there; it's how do we make it happen?"
Collins also asked why TSA was not using scanners found at some European airports that produce images in which the traveler is represented as a stick figure, with suspicious objects highlighted. Pistole says those scanners are now being tested, but often produce false positives.
He said they are probably the next generation of scanners, but that's little consolation to most flyers in the upcoming holiday travel season.

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