WELL now we know what his little hands do tell....Who would have guessed NOT MY vp vance, the entire drumpf / trump-vance cabinet, mike johnson, steve scalise, tom emmer, lisa mclain, kevin hern, chuck grassley, john thune, john barrasso, tom cotton, shelley moore capito, james lankford, tim scott, susan collins and lisa murkowski might all love mushrooms, but then who doesn't! It seems NATO Secretary General mark rutte might love mushrooms too! I confess I do, sauteed in garlic butter! This from Esquire and Politico.....
The past two years have been dizzying and highly unpleasant, like a Gravitron at the Ku Klux Klan's semi-annual block party. This is largely because our president, a hunk of boiled hot dog, seems to operate completely at random, without any sort of overarching logic or memory of what he's just done. But what if there was something, some sort of keystone idea or principle, that explained the last two years of domestic politics? That big why that is revealed like 12 minutes before the movie ends that could explain the tweets, the bluster, the almost-war, the sudden rage? Porn actress Stormy Daniels's new book may just have it.
The Guardian obtained a copy of the yet-to-be released book, Full Disclosure, in which she describes their sexual interactions in unfortunate, but politically important detail. His penis is shaped like a toadstool.
She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool..."
"I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
"It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
Imagine waking up every morning, heaving your big, dumb body to your chilly bathroom, whipping your salume out of your sleeping trousers, and being faced with what you've been faced with every day for the past 70 years: your pink portobello dick, resting plaintively in a nest of golden Yeti hair. Would you vow to become president and, through your administration, seek wretched revenge on everyone who even looked at you a little like you might have such a downstairs situation? Maybe so.
But Michael Avenatti, Daniels's attorney and a Personality in his own right, wants us to look past the detailed, unavoidable, seared-into-our-collective-brains description of our Commander-in-Chief's Commander-in-Chief.
Conversation
The most important thing about book is not the description of her sex with Mr. Trump. It is instead her description of her life and role as a modern woman unafraid to speak truth to power. I am proud to call her my client and my friend.
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And definitely, yes, totally agree. But this is important, too.
The Guardian's piece focuses on other revelations from Daniels's book—how the two met, how Trump offered to rig The Apprentice for her, her experience as a target of Republican rage and national fascination—but you can read about that over there
THE HAGUE — NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte surprised reporters Wednesday by calling President Donald Trump “Daddy,” a moment of levity in a serious NATO summit.
As the two leaders greeted each other before reporters ahead of meetings, Trump drew a question about the profanity he used a day earlier to chastise both Israel and Iran for violating a recently brokered ceasefire, and his comparing them to unruly children. “They’ve had a big fight, like two kids in a school yard. They fight like hell, you can’t stop them. Let them fight for about two, three minutes, then it’s easier to stop them,” Trump said in a press appearance alongside Rutte, echoing language he has used to describe Ukraine and Russia.
Rutte took the fighting kids analogy a bit further: “Daddy has to sometimes use strong language.”
Trump didn’t seem to mind Rutte’s use of the term, which has become slang to denote power and control in relationships. “I think he likes me. ‘Daddy, you’re my daddy,’” Trump said later Wednesday with a grin, drawing laughter from the international press corps and Secretary of State Marco Rubio. “He did it very affectionately.”
The back and forth at the NATO summit showed a growing rapport between Trump and the former Dutch prime minister, now nine months into his tenure as NATO’s top diplomat. And it encapsulated Rutte’s broader approach to the president, leaning heavily into public and private flattery.
Rutte, long seen as a pragmatic Atlanticist, appeared to be walking a careful line. His comment signaled both a recognition of Trump’s outsize influence and a tactical nod to the president’s desire to be publicly acknowledged as the driving force behind both the ceasefire between Iran and Israel and NATO’s renewed military commitments. NATO allies on Wednesday announced they have agreed to a new defense spending requirement of 5 percent of gross domestic product by 2035, more than double the previous 2 percent benchmark.
“I think they need help a little bit at the beginning,” Trump said of NATO countries working toward the new goal. “And I think they’re going to remember this day. This was a big day for NATO.”
When asked whether the alliance could have landed the deal without Trump pushing for it, the president deferred to Rutte: “Well, ask Mark. I think you have to ask Mark.”
Rutte, who was asked at his own press conference if calling Trump “daddy” signified weakness, said the phrasing was “a matter of taste” while asserting that he does, in fact, deserve immense credit for the adoption of the new spending goals.
But some European officials grumbled privately about the slavish display toward Trump. “People are so embarrassed,” said one European official, who was granted anonymity to describe the tenor of their conversations with colleagues. “Yes, the summit was a success on the whole. But the sucking up was pretty over the top.”
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