A tourist at a bar in Florida asked an Irishman sitting at the bar,
"Why do SCUBA divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
The Irishman replied, "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the friggin boat!!!!"
BUCKNACKT'S SORDID TAWDRY BLOG We should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive & well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate, bier or wein in hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WHOO-HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!!!!!"
Showing posts with label Irish Logic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Irish Logic. Show all posts
30 August 2011
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