This from +The Onion "America's Finest News Source". I know, I know, posting this will make me as popular as a Liberian travel agent....Oh, I know, I know, too soon.....
Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed
LEXINGTON,
KY—Following a pedestrian stop Monday night during which they fired
their weapons on a suspicious individual, patrol officers for the
Fayette County Police Department were pleasantly surprised to discover
the man they shot was armed, sources confirmed. “Well, what do you
know—he really was carrying a gun,” said officer Dustin Hayes, smiling
upon finding a 9mm pistol on the body of the 23-year-old individual
shortly after the policeman and his partner discharged their firearms a
total of 19 times. “I honestly had no idea if he had a handgun, so it’s
pretty great to find one right there tucked into his waistband. This
makes the rest of our week a whole lot easier.” Officers said they were
further relieved after discovering the man had a petty theft charge on
his record, ensuring they were 100 percent off the hook.
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