THE YELLOW LIGHT

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the
right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he
could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and
makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police
officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her
hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk
where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal
effects.

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I
pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn,
flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue
streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper
sticker , the ' Choose Life ' license plate holder, the
'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker , and the
chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so
naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car .''

Priceless ..