HOME REMEDIES THAT REALLY WORK!!!!

   THESE REALLY WORK!!  I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!                                                                         

                                                                                                                                                

   AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:                                                                                                              

                                                                                                                                                

   1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO 
HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.                             
                                                                                                                                                

   2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING 
THE SINK.                                                         
                                                                                                                                                

   3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A 
FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER   
   TO USE A TIMER..                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                

   4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM 
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE        
   BUTTON.                                                                                                                                      

                                                                                                                                                

   5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE 
AFRAID TO COUGH.                                                  
                                                                                                                                                

   6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE 
AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE   
   THE DUCT TAPE.                                                                                                                               

                                                                                                                                                

   7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.                                                                      

                                                                                                                                                

   DAILY THOUGHT:                                                                                                                               

                                                                                                                                                

   SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A 
SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.