Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips
#2 | 
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake!
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway! |
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
#3 |
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix.
Keeps in the pantry for up to a year. |
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
#4 |
Go to the bakery!
Hell, they'll even decorate it for you! |
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'
#5 |
If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad.
Please recite with me the real woman's motto:
'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'
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Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
#6 |
Celery?
Never heard of it! |
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
#7 |
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't. |
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
#8 |
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away! |
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves.
They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
#9 |
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you. |
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. |
Leftover Wine??????
HELLO!!!!!!!
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Lastly, if you don't forward
this to 1 of your friends within
the next 5 minutes your belly
button will unscrew and your
butt will fall off.
Really.... It's true!
Have I ever lied to you....
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