THOUGH Halloween has come and gone these are still some of the best costumes I have ever seen!
BUCKNACKT'S SORDID TAWDRY BLOG We should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive & well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate, bier or wein in hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WHOO-HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!!!!!"
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
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12 November 2014
Real Time with Bill Maher: Celebrity Halloween Treats - October 24, 2014 (HBO)
A little late but this is a hysterical Halloween piece by from Bill Maher
Real Time with Bill Maher: Celebrity Halloween Treats - October 24, 2014 (HBO)
05 November 2013
TWO DISTURBING HALLOWEEN PICS
I'M not sure why but I find both kinda creepy. I think it's the fox's eyes, and the other...well, you decide....
02 November 2013
01 November 2012
26 October 2011
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM EVERYBODY WHO WORKS IN CUSTOMER SERVICE
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party. He
doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, So he
writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, So he
writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the Company another nasty letter of complaint.
The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:
The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
We have TRIED our very BEST. Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your Wooden Leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
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